Jesus: Here's an idea! Love others as I have loved you and do not judge.
People: But what if they're gay or don't worship you?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
People: But what if they're gay or don't worship you?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
Jesus: Here's an idea! Love others as I have loved you and do not judge.
People: But what if they're gay or don't worship you?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
People: But what if they're gay or don't worship you?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
I’m bringing this back, I feel like doing the same every single fucking time.
(Source: euclidwilliam, via color-the-moon)
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
